Christmas Greetings, Messages and Status Updates for FB

Come on guys Christmas is coming and we all have to unite together to wish something good for our family and other people, so what about starting with some beautiful messages expressed by people all over the world. So below are the status updates you can copy them up and paste them as your Facebook status updates.

• I hope that your Christmas would be enjoyable & may the essence of Christmas remains always with u. Take care.
  
• The snow gently falls, touches the heart, white as a dove, Merry Christmas wid love
• May the Christmas season, fill ur home with joy your heart with love & your life with laughter.
• Merry Christmas. Hope Santa gives you what you wish for.
• Santa Claus is coming along with a rainbow of gifts especially for you.
  Wish you a Merry Christmas & Happy New Year.
• Fill your heart with Xmas songs, candies, cakes & soak in the beautiful snow.
  Merry Christmas to you.
• May this day brings with itself a bunch of joy & laughter, a delight to savor.
  Merry Christmas.
• This is the month of Candies, Cakes, Snows, X 'Mas Songs, So enjoy every moment with peace & happiness. Merry Christmas
• May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow. Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness this Christmas
• May this Christmas end the present year on a cheerful note and make way for a fresh and bright new year. Here's wishing you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
• I am dreaming of white Christmas with every Christmas card i write. May your days be merry and bright & May all your Christmases be white. Merry Christmas.
• It's the month of Cakes & Candles, Snow & Songs, Carols & Joys, Laughter & Love, It's December.. Merry Christmas This year, all I want is a gift bag filled with laughter & joy, with you. Merry Christmas my dear.
• Dear Santa, I didn’t want to make it too hard for you this year, so, the only thing on my list this year is 1 year paid leave from work. with bonus The best gifts in life will never be found under a Christmas tree! Those gifts are friends, family, kids and the one you love!!
• I am dreaming of a “White Christmas” Too bad it doesn’t snow here..It’s Christmas and 2012 is coming closer to an end! what’s the funniest thing you remember me doing this year?? Comment below.
• Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money
• Christmas doesn’t come from the pockets, it comes from the heart. It’s not about gifts, rather family and friends, MERRY CHRISTMAS!
• I’m not Santa. But you can still sit on my lap...
• May ur neighbors respect you,Trouble neglect u,
  The angels protect u
  and Heaven accept u
  Happy Christmas and Happy Holiday
• () '''*()
  (....'o'.)
  Hmm.....
  () "'* ()
  (.'o'....)
  Where are you?
  ()*''' ()
  (........)
  where?
  () ''''*()
  (.'o-...).")
  Ah..! There u r...
  just want to say
  Merry Christmas
• If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
• if one night you wake up and a big fat male is trying to put you in a sack please don't be afraid because i told Santa all i want for Christmas is you.
• A silent night,
  a star above,
  a blessed gift of hope and love.
  A blessed Christmas to you!
• Has just been kidnapped by a fat man in a red suit and put in a bag, ALRIGHT! FESS UP! Who put me on there Christmas list?
• So I was asleep right, when some big random guy in a red suit came and put me in a Big random bag .. OK, so who wanted me for Christmas??
• Christmas is not about giving and receiving gifts. Its about the birth of Baby Jesus in the manger! Jesus is the reason for the season!
• Christmas, shouldn't be about gifts, it should be about love, forgiveness, kindness, compassion, to give and be someone's angel when they need it the most.
• Now I know why Santa is so cheerful and jolly...the bastard only works one day a year!"
• I dedicated an entire status to dirty things to say during Christmas time that actually are not dirty...
• If my true love got me a partridge in a pear tree for Christmas she would be single again...
• 'I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.'
• Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
• Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
• The one thing women don't want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.
• Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.
• Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
• Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money.
• Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
• At Xmas time when we were kids, we were bloody poor, and Santa weren't too generous when he knocked upon our door....
• What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
• Christmas is a race to see which gives out first - your money or your feet.
• Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live."

Well these are the few ones and the list will get updated everytime I find some more funny messages, if you have some more interesting messages do comment so that I can update this post with those updates :)